it's world cup...fever T.T

it's world cup again.
if it's not the greatest event on earth,
it's surely one of the biggest.
male viewers are derived into two groups during world cup season.
the 1st,
they watch to see they win money or not.
to put it in another way,
they are gambling.
and if u ask them,
they might tell u they are not gambling due to greed,
since they are just "gambling to add excitement while watching the game"
but they sure yell like pigs when results go against their way.
no harsh feelings here....
and the 2nd group,
they are either more naive or poorer,
and they "watch the match for leisure".
as for women,
well most of them just know the ball is round.
and some of them who doesnt watch might know the name of the handsomest players on the field,
and some are even kind enough to remember the face of those terrifyingly ugly players.
there are two types of women who watch world cup as well.
the 1st type,
they watch football becoz their bf/men is manipulating the tv.
they cant watch their beloved soap operas,
and they prefer to stare blankly to the rolling ball on screen,
to test their luck and hope that the camera might kindly close-ups on handsome footballers for them to enjoy seconds of sensual seduction.
the 2nd type,
they love football purely.
and to own one of these football enthusiasts as a gf of a dream of all men.
imagine a girl favors a same team as u do,
and cheer for the same glory,
it's special.
ok enough said.
btw the match between England and USA is quite a stunning one,
as we see rare and priceless emotion on a famous face
after an outstanding mistake by robert green,
the english goalie.
as an example,
this.

This is priceless really.
David Beck obviously amused by the silly mistake made.
Thanks to Rob Green,
we can see some special expression rather thn the trademark gorgeous smile of Beckham's. =P
besides,
i really hate the vuvuzelas,
a type plastic trumpet,
which is a common noise-making tool,
and which the fans brings into every matches,
to make all sorts of noise with it.
it's damn damn damn noisy.
sing a bloody chant for god's sake,if u want noises.

stop the comparison.

ok i have problem.
not the break down of stuffs tis time.
i get use to tat now.
this problem,
leads to problems.
nth big.
but disturbing.
the problem is...
whenever i attend a feast or ceremony or blah blah,
my relatives or friends of my relatives or relatives of my friends tend to praise me...
they praise my height particularly.
thn the next thing will happen is tat they will start looking around,
start finding someone else in the feast,
which is most likely to be the ex-highest man in the event (before my arrival),
thn they'll make us stand together,
thn they start comparing.
duh...bukannya i tak tau i ni tinggi la mak cik...
as if my height doesn't bother me at all.
u all have nth else to praise about me meh?
i'm quite a good singer lo (bukan i soho,it's quite a fact =X)
thn i can speak quite fluent english,
i can immitate english spoken in foreign accents tim~(nigger slang, aussie slang etc etc..)
thn i can tell really cold jokes as well...
so buat apa wan to praise and fix the topic on my height nyoh?
actually being tall is suffering.
the longer the body length,
the higher the center of gravity,
the more unstable the base is.
tat's y i cant run 100m sprint.
well...Usian Bolt (196cm) is a rare case,
physics theories cant be applied on him.
so different story,
not worth mentioning..
and actually i hav acrophobia.
and with such height...
i feel scare everytime i look down -.-
at least please assume tat i do...
so stop saying tat i'm tall,
stop saying tat u're jealous of my height,
stop making metaphors bout taking a knife and chop off my legs,
and fix it to ur's to gain extra height to express ur envy,
and stop asking me whether my mom or my dad is tall,
or whether they're both tall.
dont ask me wat i eat.
i eat rice and meat and vegetables,
like u all do,
i'd never touch those height-increasing herbs,
such as peanut-roots or appleton.
ya i do drink soya and milk occasionally,
but i believe some even drink both daily.
so.....
u short, not my business.
i tall, not ur business as well.
if u wan to be tall,
it's ok to ask me.
i'll suggest u to swin and drink milk.
dumex for kids, HL for teenages or adults and anlene for old folks.
why i know?
not becoz i'm tall.coz i study bio.
protein helps in bone growth.
tat's why "education brings maturity" is an unquestionable fact.
and "maturity stops ppl from asking those stop-it-or-i'll-kill-you questions" is the most precise fact ever exist.
if it still doesnt work,
i kindly advice u to seek advice from specialists.
for those who believe in science, go find a doctor or physician,
for Buddhism devotee, they can seek help from Bodhisattva (ie Guan1 Yin1 Ma4).
so aunties aunties uncles uncles ladies and gentlemen,
since tat i've gave u every piece of assistance i can provide,
please get those words outta my ears,
and outta my mind.
i'm tired of it.
i'm sick of it.
i really hope tat i'm shorter -.-
it makes me understand many things.
praise can be harmful.
maybe ppl use to praise MJ bout the colour of his skin oso.
see the outcome?
so stop it la...
next time praise tat i'm lengzai,
i'll appriciate it more =)
Amitābha.

the period of break down.

they say nature follows a cycle.
and when it's time to go,
tat's no way to get hold to it.
it = life or an object likewise.
i dont know bout other ppl in this world,
but there's a weird phenomenon tat i must go through once or twice annually.
which is that,
once one of my stuff got broken,
other stuffs in the same kind breaks down as well.
it occurs on my shoes,light bulbs...
and most recently...
and fatally...
electronic appliances.
this includes...
my tv...my pc...my handphone...my playstation 2 etc etc...
let me huraikan all those important stuffs and the role they play in my life.
and the damage caused with their absence.

TELEVISION
aka tv. widely used telecommunication medium blablabla...
importance: fill empty space of my life which will otherwise junked or rubbished without tv.

COMPUTER
aka PC. comprise of keyboard, CPU, monitor etc etc...the pc allows us to gain access to the almighty internet.
importance: provides gaming fun, and most importantly, the access to internet.
extra and occasional contribution: combining with the printer, WE CAN PRINT STUFFS!!

HANDPHONE
cellphone, cellular, handphone is the same thing.one of the greatest invention ever,HP allows us to get linked to human civilization.without it, we might need a pigeon or smoke signal to transmit long distance info-s.
extra and frequent contribution: known to be the best viewing and storing media for pornography lovers (well...not me~ =X)

PLAYSTATION 2
developed by Sony Entertainment, the PS Two specialize in providing cheap and efficient gaming fun (with the availability of pirated DVD Games of course!).
importance: i simply cant live without it.at the moment it got broke down, my heart scattered. it's irreplaceable in my life. luckily, my PS2 still can (and only can) read very few DVD games.

imagine.
all those mentioned above...
DEAD!
GONE!
and the ultimate consequence is:
my life hollowed and darkened.
i became moody.
life seems meaningless.
tat's how technology ruined human's culture i guess.
the funny thing is...
when my PS2 broke down,
my mom still boasting on how they (folks of her generation) used to live like.
they "chase the wind and hug the nature" as she said.
things went well...
until the day our holy TV broke down.
her frustration is obvious i must say...=X
mujur we have a back-up tv.
even though the graphic is not as good as the former...
it's still a tv.
and my mom still watch it.
for ur information....
she's the one who discover the availability of the old tv.
she didnt went out and chase the wind.
i'm quite sad of how technology destroyed the "wind-chasing and nature-hugging lifestyle"...
i really do (fingers crossed*)
but...
nvm la...i understand.
ok BACK TO THE TOPIC!
no matter what matters,
i must repair all those broken appliances,
ASAP.
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
coz if i dont do so,
me myself will be dead and gone as well...
due to boredom.
and my beloved appliances,
will end up becoming my grave goods (陪葬品),
which i'll carry into my grave.
may god bless me with my holy mission.
and that i can fulfill the duty i'm born with.
hallelujah.

an update to make myself feel better.

yeah here i am,once again.
recently i finally caught the ultimate meaning y do i blog.
just to blog.
for folks tat used to study in chung hwa,
they might know wat "Hari Interaksi Ibu Bapa dengan Guru" is.
even the title of the event is evil itself.
it makes you feel an instant unease.
apatah lagi to participate it?
i'd never ever participate it.
until 21st of May.
involuntarily.
hatefully.
maybe the teachers are getting bored of complaining bout us students to our parents on our back...
so they force us to show up,
and do it in front of us...
it's just like being force to watch when the nurse sticks the needle into ur arm to extract ur blood.
imagine the mental pain it'll brings.
haih...chung hwa...they sure know how to torture us students...
academically and un-academically.
did i mention bout the extra classes we're going to have during the 1st week of holiday?
if i didnt,thn i'm telling it now.
we are going to hav extra classes during the 1st week of holiday.
daily.
0800-1230.
no wonder we always achieve astounding achievements.
we trade our soul for it.
similar to the case when johnny blaze trade his soul for the power of the fire entity.
and we call him ghost rider.
sooner or later,
ppl will call us book sucker.
and we certainly wont hav the ability to kill evil spirits.
i just hope tat at tat moment,
i do still possess the ability to kill myself.
CHOI!
chung hwa,
it does did a great job in controlling human population.
ave chung hwa~ave chung hwa~
i'm outta my mind.
i know.

duh...

when u're writing about something to remorse,the starting is always the hardest....
in general,i lost again.
tis time in racket sport...
i'm not remorseful for losing,
instead i'm remorseful for how i act after that...
yet again...
my racket end up smashed...
i should learn to control my temper really...
no matter how bad things turn out to be.
actually....
wat i should learn is to accept the fact that i should learn to control my temper...
i know how ppl feel after behaving foolishly..
juz..i cant help it x(
tat's why i'm restricting myself from learning martial arts i guess..
i might end up demolishing my house.
ok lah no matter wat..
i'm sorry about that...
it's not that i dont have sportsmanship,
it's juz tat i might lose track of it sometimes...
especially when i'm getting frust..
i do still congrats my opponent actually...
after i got myself cooled down..
i'm just angry bout myself,
for unable to deliver my best...
in fact,
i can handle losses,
and i will accept the fate of losing in an easy-going manner,
if i'm giving 100% and i still end up losing.
i think the truth is,
i hate when i'm losing due to mentality,
not due to physical disadvantage.
watever lah...
i'm writing this to beg for forgiveness,
from the mortals,
and the immortals high up there..
for not being a flawless man,
and also for my deeply flawed personalities,
and moral values.
and lastly,
i'm making a vow
even though i know i already made and broke this promise a dozen of times,
i'm still making it...
i mean it.
and for god sake i'll hold to my promise...hopefully x(
tat i will not smash my racket out of frust ever again...
it's not worth it, my financial status do not allow it, and it's stupid..
i guess that is why i prefer football over badminton...
coz the ball simply wont burst,
no matter how hard u kick it~
Amen.

again..

Again..again...i hate this term.It can be a real positive term but now,it's negatively negative.I hate to be defied.Really.Especially in something i'm good in. Or at least i think i'm good in.I didnt pass the audition. Of bakat Chung Hwa. Two times. Consecutively.Even in the BM solo category which has only 5 participants.WTF is going on?I really dont think this is a f**king coincidence.I really DONT THINK IT IS.My group qualified for the 2nd audition,but i dont feel like singing anymore.I'll make the final verdict soon.I know if i quit it would let my teammates down,but i simply cant sing in front of someone who cant appriciate my talent.Maybe i'm really not a good singer.Really.Do i sounds like someone who is finding reason to cover his flaw? Yes i do.Am i that kind of JERK? now i know i am.And u know what? I'm Quitting.And i dont think i'll even attend the Contest Day.What can u do? I'm a JERK.

如何写封好遗书？

自杀前，人人都有遗愿，那多数人都会将自己的遗愿通过不同的形式呈现出来。当中包括了遗画，遗言，以及最常见的遗书。那我们来谈谈为何遗书是把遗言转达他人的最佳管道。首先，先来看看以每一种形式留下遗愿的利与弊。遗画，顾名思义，是死者死前自劳，或是托人画下来的最后一副画。画里通常会蕴藏着某种特定信息，或是遗言。所谓人生如画，画如人生，而且画中既然可以有诗，那蕴含遗言又有何不可？而当中，人们所画下的主题各式各样，因人而异。爱好大自然者，往往会画下自然景色，崇尚格调艺术的，画副抽象画也无妨。而对红颜美色特别癖爱的艺术家，就多数会画些美轮美奂的女性全身写真画（也称裸体画），这也没什么稀奇，反正在艺术里，赤裸与暴露是最原始的美感。虽然以遗画这种方式纪念人生非常有浪漫情操，不过我们必须知道，大多数的艺术作品是在完成后的数百年才会被欣赏及评价，所以如此的话，作者表达遗言的心愿自然就无法及时达成了。

除遗照之外，也有者会大声的宣布遗愿，或是以遗言来传递遗愿。此方法多被跳楼者采用，因为跳楼时自杀者必将吸引到众人围观，此时传达遗愿为最佳时机。不过，这种做法却不怎么保险，变数太多。如: 宣扬遗言时，如果建筑物距离地面太高的话，围观者就没办法把遗言听得清楚仔细。除此之外，由于跳楼属突发事件，人们往往会不管三七二十一就冲出去围观，所以想必身上带着笔纸者不会很多，没有笔纸，就没办法把遗愿记录下来了。人类的记忆力有限，而纵使他们能把遗愿靠记忆力完整的记下来，他们日后也不会把遗言这回事记起。在他们脑海里重复回荡的，是自杀者跳下来的那一幕高潮，而不是宣扬遗言这样的小情节。因此，这种办法也不鼓励被使用。

第三种，就是遗书。虽然遗书也有许多的弊端，不过相较起遗言和遗画，遗书无愧为作为保险的遗愿传播管道。遗书不但耐久，不会像遗言般经不起时间考验，还比遗画更容易为世人所能理解。虽然天下遗书数不尽，但其实遗书基本上也只分为三大类。那第一类，也是最常见的遗书多含括的内容为: XX（多为关系密切的亲人之称号），替我照顾XXXX （至亲，多为孺妇之辈，人数不拘）。不过如此遗书作用不大，因为至亲往往都会获人照料，人们这样的请求也无非是在为自己求个心安吧了。第二类，为冥事遗书。迷信之人自杀，遗书里多会提醒亲人处理自己身后事的细节，如金纸数量，冥纸面额，在嗮选死人用品时的方法技巧，纸衣纸裤纸鞋的尺码等等，都将交代清楚。此类遗书，内容会较第一类遗书丰富生动，不过往往会造成读者被误导于鬼神之谈，所以也非遗书之上品。那怎样的遗书才是遗书中之佳作? 第三类的遗书，就是上等的遗书，内容将身后事交代清楚之余，作者还必须以细腻的手法描述此时此刻作者本身虽然向往生活，却又走头无路的矛盾心理，还有其左右为难的思绪以及错综复杂的道德价值观。此类遗书，涵盖了描写文（描写心情），说明文（说明自杀原因），记叙文（记叙自己的人生悲哀），议论文（议论自杀的好坏）甚至抒情文（感叹人生无常）的文章风格，这足以表现了这种遗书的罕见性。若能在有生之年目睹这样的一品绝作，也能说是无愧此生了。

那一封被视为佳作的遗书必须具备怎样的艺术风格? 首先，遗书当中必须含括巧妙优美的句子。优美的句子讲使内容的表达上显得更为诗情画意，还能增加遗书的阅读价值。那我们要如何提升自己句子的优美程度？那就得依赖平时从报纸上所领悟的文笔技巧，以及顶级作家们修饰文字及语法的方式。除此之外，我们在空闲时间也可以多多参考被列为优良等级的遗书，学习使用一些适用于遗书一类文字作品的文笔，词汇以及技巧。

说到文章的修饰以及技巧，各式各样的修辞手法也是或不可缺的。要知道，反复对比类的修辞手法在情感的表达上是或不可缺的。修辞手法的重要性可不再话下。怎么说？好，打个比方，用以叙述自杀一瞬间的句子一:“我用刀割了手腕，现在我的手在喷住血….要死了…” 与 句子二:“手起…刀落。刀锋，在我手腕上留下了深深的吻印，血柱，高调的宣扬着我的离去” 两个句子，为何句子二能令读者们留下了比较深刻的印象？其诀窍就是在于修辞手法。刀锋，怎会吻我们的手？刀锋也没有涂上唇膏，怎会留下吻印？为何要用血柱来宣扬作者的离去，而不是使用扬声器？这就是比拟修辞手法的强烈功效，它以更接近现实的方式描述了各种细节，使读者们能更容易的消化内容，使读者有种身历其境的错觉。

除了修辞手法之外，合时宜的悲观想法，稍微幽默的呈现方式也极为重要，悲观的想法内容是作者死前沉重心情的反映，而稍带幽默的呈现方式能够避免忧郁派的读者们读完遗书后过度悲观或是有意模仿而走上绝路。遗书是抒发感情以及分享遗愿的传播媒介，如果有无辜的生命因读了他人的遗书而步其后路的话，那就有违遗书存在的主旨了。

一位作者要如何在如此复杂的思想情况下写出这样充满艺术色彩，内容丰富的遗书，难度自然不再话下。不过，我们不禁会怀疑到，世上的自杀的人难以数尽，难道当中就没有能克服混乱思绪的作文高手? 其实是有的。那为什么没有一封遗书是能轰动全球的绝代遗书? 在这个全球化的世界里，语言上的障碍已根本不值一提。现在只要上网打开谷歌翻译器，阅读及欣赏一封以俄罗斯文写下的遗书根本不成问题。然而，写封好遗书最大的障碍就在于时间。此话怎讲？试想想，自杀，多为以为极为悲观者（或忧郁症患者），在事业，感情，自尊或未来受到极大的创伤下，才做出的极端决定。这类决定，往往是短促的。一封上等遗书，估计也得花上至少一钟半刻，一时半载的时间。根据某大学的研究显示，每过一分钟，人们自杀的决心就会减少十分一。所以作者若能完成遗书，其理智早已恢复，自杀的勇气? 早散了。此时的遗书，也只能沦为轰动全球的绝世笑柄了。所以说一封绝世遗书的产生，除非作者有铁打的决心，就只能靠天时，地利，及人和的完美时机了。作者必须迅速的书写遗书之余，还必须有延续不断的打击一直冲击着作者，使作者寻死的念头不至于被时间所浇灭，但其打击又不能太强烈，以致作者的写作灵感受到影响。如此千载难逢的时机，更令我们体会到一封好遗书的价值，所以我们要珍惜并鼓励所有有意自杀者在自杀前发挥自己的无限可能，写下一份遗书好交代身后事，同时也推广创作遗书的风气。当然，我们也千万不要为了创作遗书而刻意自杀，因为如此做法除了违反了人类存在的真谛外，也鄙视了生命的价值。

一封遗书的价值，就在于遗书公诸于世后作者的生命状态。如果在被人阅读的那一刻，作者仍然存在于人间，那遗书就是作者不爱惜生命的铁证，那作者与其遗书，必将遗臭万年；那如果遗书被公开的当儿，作者已经往生，而遗书又写得可圈可点的话，这将不只是文学上的一大佳作，也将是供医学精神科界的权威们钻究忧郁症病人以及自杀者心态的必读参考资料，那肯定是流芳百世，扬名立万了。

最后，请写遗书者切记，若欲将遗书公开于世，那请在自杀前将遗书收藏在警察人员或者是CSI （案发现场侦查官）难以寻获的的地方，若能将遗书寄至报馆那就更为保险，因为根据法律条规，遗留在死亡现场的所有可疑物品，将一概被列为呈堂证物，一律不得公开，而且一旦被查收，便不得归还。也记得在遗书上就下特定记号如签名，指纹，名字，唾液或者身份证副本以表明身份。有了令人拍案叫绝的遗书，才会有更为多姿多彩的世界，我们应该好好珍惜这些可谓“人生之绝作，文章之离骚”的文学绝作。

（本文主旨只为分享遗书之创作技巧及其价值，并非怂恿读者留书自尽，所以所有的自杀投诉及贬义批评，恕本人将不予理会）

it's been a while...

blogging exited my life for quite awhile,starting from the day i'd lost my way in the whirlpool of confusion.the return of blogging into in life,means i've found a way,not to escape the annoying torpedo,but to live in it.
a quarter of 2010 passed, and it's not a positive one..well..at least it's not to me.it's the time when all good things come to an end,and everything seems, sounds and even smelled bad to u.christ, dealing with it is so so harsh,and it is even harsher thn the feeling when u stick ur nose to someone's asshole at the moment he fart.it's bloody bullshit.
time passed so fast tat i didnt even post to wish myself on my birthday.i must be in a pretty bad shape on tat time.fuh...i'd rather skip tat part of my story.
and btw...our school are having brilliant ideas again in 2010.at first we need to tie a tie...a somewhat annoying rule,but i managed to withstand it somehow,and today,we are force..asked i mean,to go to a bengkel (a ceramah-like event) in the classy MGU hotel.it is so classy tat even my dad dont know it's location.and the worst is...at the same time,the holy sekolah menengah chung hwa are having the outrageous pesta bahasa...we missed the last pesta bahasa during our school year.T.T
but...yes but(means there are some positive side after all),the sincerity of Mr Lim and the teachers tat 主办-ed the ceramah are unquestionable. all the ceramahs tat were held,are really helpful.i'm feeling quite guilty actually..for blaming the teachers for "asking" us to skip the pesta...but,it's really enjoyable lah...no offence la really,but still...it's really really really enjoyable eh...haiz..
lastly,congrats the two sc3-s,as 4sc3 achieve runner up in english dikir barat contest,and 5sc3 who won in the form 5 category.
and also to saudara Tan,who now enjoys the warmth of the uni life...x)

废章。

废，颓废，很颓废，非常颓废。两点醒来，开眼睛，开房门，开电脑，开电视，开风扇，关起思路。坐在电视前面，有好戏就看，没有好戏，照看。幸运的话在电视电脑上面能消磨掉四，五个小时左右，留言，看留言，炸人，被人炸，用键盘打字，看时间流逝。六点到八点，吃饭，冲凉。晚上，幸运的话朋友ajok喝茶，不幸的话没有朋友ajok喝茶。没有茶喝的话，抓起吉他，坐下来弹奏，没有旋律，一直走音。半夜，懒惰睡觉，在电脑前面一呆就到四，五点（没错，是凌晨），才甘愿去睡觉。假期就是如斯的颓废。这篇颓废的篇章，结结实实的反映出了我颓废的假期生活。幸亏下个礼拜，有机会到kl去逛逛了（前提是我还必须度过五天的颓废煎熬）。bak kata pepatah:吃得苦中苦，方为人上人 =)

oh a long and winding holiday...

yeah it's holiday again.and i dun bother to celebrate.frankly i prefer school day.to me holiday implies a long and boring period of my life journey...some may disagree yeah, as they travel and they keep on traveling.for me,as a man who never step out from my motherland (well...once),wat's the fun for traveling to the same place all over again?
i must emphasize tat envious and greed hold a large part in my personality.so i'll never enjoy a walk in supermarket unless i hav a clear list on wat i'm going to buy.in the contrary,most people i travel with enjoys going to mall just hanging around not buying anything.well maybe tat's my flaw,which i dun bother to care.and anyway,i always prefer to travel to somewhere closer to nature rather thn a bustling town.i hate cities.it gives me a feeling of vacancy,and the absence of humanity.so folks,whoever which is organizing a trip to cameron highland or any beaches(excluding PCB),do invite me kay?
so wat am i doing in the holiday?the answer is clear and i can tell u loudly ：i did NTH to date.i spend my time loafing around.the one and only accomplishment i had done is tat i had manufacture a present box out of raw materials.although the result juz "so so",i'm feeling lucky for having the determination to do so.because it took days and nights to finish.i hav only one thing left to do with the present now. to deliver it.=)by the way maybe god wants me to study in the holiday because my PS2 broke down in a sudden and my laptop's processing speed is getting slower and slower.i think it's death is getting nearer and nearer now.i hope tat i can force myself to start study now.
i'm unclear about wat i'm writing,as my mind is now clogging with boredom and i'm satisfied with myself for being able to squeeze an article out of nothing at all.if tml i was found dead on my bed,dun doubt the fact tat i was killed due to brain tumor,which consist of numerous cancer tissues called "lameness" and "decadence".may god bless me~ Hallelujah T.T

假期了...

假期了...在小学hot到不能再hot的题目，听说是今年UPSR热门作文题目，被老师spot到乱,逼着无辜的学生生吞活剥的把整片作文内容肯下去，而我，在离别小六整整六个光年之后，又再次废到写假期了这种小题。
既然都中六了，写的作文水准自然不会太差，再说我少少底都是明年STPM华文试卷的考生，现在我就来挥挥几笔让让小六生了解下中六的实力.
假期了...不能出去喝茶，因为晚上整个kb都是buka puasa 后马来人的地盘，mamak档10点才开始开店，他们的休闲活动十一点才正式开始，就一直吃到他们斋戒的时间再度开始...夜生活.wat can i say?
假期了...不能出去游玩,因为生病了，费事我到mall一吸鼻涕全部人就散到乱,以为我坏心肝，带着我的H1N1病毒四处传播...我那里有这么死心眼?我要还他们还不容易?去餐馆随便看到一锅粥就吐一口唾液下去，神不知鬼不觉，又能杀人于无形，何乐而不为?
假期了...什么也不能做，整天坐在家里下半身已经开始腐烂，腐臭味的味道弥漫了整间屋子，要我怎么不渴望开学？想着想着假期功课好像还没做，谁来分担?
渴望开学...我比以前更废了，最近我爱上了Emo这个字 =X

回顾开学日..

五月！很多人过生日，也很多人没过生日。-.- 而我也开始了我的中六生涯。话说在报读前夕，我还特地的剪短了头发，收拾好心情，提早睡觉（十点就睡了nih)。第二天，到学校，很多人，mood很high。
突然！一种不祥预感涌上心头。我的file好像留在老豆车上了。Bulls××t。报考form 6一定要带报生纸，成绩等等...而那些文件全部悠悠哉哉的躺在file里，而file就悠悠哉哉的躺在我老豆车上，而我老豆正悠悠哉哉的驾车前往Machang收账...oh..有种出师未捷身先死的感觉，把我在form 6的前程蒙上了阴影。点解？？！！（万梓良在《流氓大亨》里的成名句)不过即使我有那些文件，我钱包里也没有那张写着RM100的紫色钞票。其实注定了啦，今天注定要空手而归了的。明天报读，so what?(另一万梓良在《流氓大亨》里之座右铭)
就这样，一天又颓废的度过了，幸亏第二天还有得报读（其实文件是其次，最重要的应该是紫色的那张..)。Orientasi!沉闷的又不可缺少的活动，校方还特地安排了几位upper six的家伙来带动我们..那几个家伙很努力，不过讲实话是没什么成功。他们尽了一切努力让我们开心，而我们也尽了一切努力来装活跃，扮开心了来使他们开心。这种意识虽然虚伪，不过其实实行起来，能避免很多问题，何乐而不为?(其实是接口..)
星期四,进班！全班22条水，五个带鸟的，其他的清一色女性。那五个当中，又只有我来自中华，寂寞程度可想而知...
懒惰写了，现在就连咖啡精都保持不了我的经历，就此停笔，下次再写..

注:《流氓大亨》：(英文：The Feud of Two Brothers)，香港無綫電視1986年出品的連續劇，由鄭裕玲，萬梓良主演。主題曲《城市足印》、片尾曲《婚紗背後》由徐小鳳主唱。此劇是典型的恩怨情仇戲，劇中主角萬梓良憑精湛演技轟動華人世界，奠定其一線地位。 （概述载自维基百科）=）

窃者自切！

惊！（瓜拉吉赖XX日讯)瓜拉吉赖历史悠久并名声远大的东方钟表行竟然惨遭窃贼光顾?!没错！！虽然在报纸上每次读到盗窃新闻都当作“看没有”，不过当事情真正发生在自己身上时，那种怒火就像沾了柴油般，烧不完，燃不尽。
话说事发周末，东方钟表行之东主之兄长之儿子，也就是我的堂哥，由于考试而无法回到KK度日。而正巧，匪徒就选择在这个完美天时地利人和的情况下出手。很多人一定很好奇，事情是不是真的这么巧？还是当中，其实有个幕后黑手在暗暗操控？换着是平时，事发的时间，堂兄可能还在楼上上网，而以堂兄的身手，绝对能与匪徒大战几个回合并处于上风。讲到这里我们不得不联想到的主谋就是:老师... -,-。身为老师的，对于学生的家庭背景和情况等资料绝对了若指掌，而且我国外劳人数繁多，工资便宜，恐怕以一粒鸡蛋的价格，就能够获得一名非法外劳的效命了，所以以我的推断，那位监考的老师绝对有可能就是此案的幕后黑手...不过这些我们暂时交给警察去处理，我们focus于案件的发生。
如果那娘液匪徒只是偷掉手表就算了，竟然还把门锁剪掉，离开是还敞开着大门，这更显示的其没教养的程度。就说吧，窃匪离开后，如果一名强盗路过呢?敞开着的大门，就像丢入虎穴的羔羊，引诱着强盗干案。而楼下睡着的，就是本人婆婆，虽然身强体壮，不过若真的遇袭，根本不够人高马大的强盗来。以窃匪纯熟的技术，打开锁头应该不是问题，又何必剪断它?
事情既然已经发生的，现在能做的，就只是加强保安了。（当然是店里的保安，你能期望政府什么）。我们赖家庞大的人员阵容会一直咒骂着这人渣，路上遇到他，mood好的话就捶他几拳，mood坏的话砍他个几刀咯，消消气就算了..

生字：
1） 马来西亚治安:(形容词)用于比喻事情到达的一个糟糕的无法形容的地步，而有关当局却没有对此作出任何的补救。
2）警察：（名词）是一种对血，火药，偷车贼等负面物品极为敏感的生物，效率令人不敢恭维。

Tagged (again)

1.What have you been doing recently?
- Loitering.

2. Do you ever turn your cellphone off?
- it turn itself off very often.

3. What happened at 10.00 am today?
- Good question.I've passed my driving test.

4. When did you last cry?
- Before i stop crying for the last time.

5. Believe in fate/destiny?
- i'll believe if i can change it.

6. What do you want in your life right now?
- a girl maybe.

7. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
- i drive.

8. What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
- everybody wanna Sheet.

9. What bottom are you wearing now?
-

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox says?
- nice texts always located in the "outbox"

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
- they're already complicated.

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
- Never.

13. What was the last movie you caught?
- ..... SKIP!

14. What are you proud of?
- I'm ordinary.

15. What does the oldest message in your inbox says?
- My mailbox outdated.

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
- Yesterday~~~

17. Do you have any nicknames?
- err...think so.

18. What does your last received message say?
- "You call me for wat?"

21. Who gives you best advice?
- Everyone tat gives good advices.none are best.

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
- i eat it from the plastic container.

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
- The phone operator.She told me "sorry please try later.."

24. Is anyone bugging you right now?
- No.

25. What/Who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
- Reina Slipped.

26. Do you wear toe socks?
- No.

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
- forgotten.

28. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- No.they're still intact.

29. Who annoys you the most in person?
- a pessimistic girl.i call her "her"

30. Do you have any crush on anyone?
- mentally ya.and i almost crush someone during car lesson.

31. Have you ever done cocaine?
- No.

32. What is the colour of your room?
- White.

33. Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
- make it double thn deal.

34. Do you believe in the saying of: talk is cheap?
- NEVER.

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
- ...

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
- My dog.hehe...

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
- -FIRST KISS FOR SALE HERE-

38. Do you have a life?
- an unwelcomed one.

39. Have you ever thought someone died when they really didn't die?
- I'm alive while i'm not.

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
- Profiles my profile.

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
- MACHEDA!!

43. Have you changed this year?
- perhaps.

44. What are you listening right now?
-The PORTO-MU football commentary!

45. Are you talking to someone when you're doing this?
- Nope.I'm prefectly alone.

46. Do you walk with your eyes opened or closed?
- Opened.Blinking sometimes.

47. Is there a quote you live by?
-Dozens..

48. Do you have someone you cannot have?
- Myself.

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
-ya.

50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?
- Kill someone tat pissed me off.i ended up blocking him/her.

51. What were you doing last night at 11pm?
- Sleeping.

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
- no.Due to tat it's empty right now.

53. What song best decribed your love life?
- Ricky Martin-Nobody wants to be lonely.

54. Does the person knows that you like him/her?
- God knows.

55. Who always make you laugh?
-Politicians.

56. Do you speak other language other than english?
-ya.4 other languages.

57. Favourite website(s)?
- dozens.

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
- Blinking my eyes and keep on breathing.

60. Who do you think you are like?
- No one ever resembles me.

61. Who will you choose to die with?
- i wont drag the others wif me.

62. Where have you been today?
- Yakin Pandu,Fa-qih futsal... blabla..

63. What game do you play often?
- Sushido!

64. Who are you missing right now?
- a friend.a special friend.

65. If you have to choose between friend and love, who will you choose?
-...F××K it.

66. What are you doing right now?
- Hitting the keypad.

67. Which primary school are you from?
- 1/2 Chung Hwa,1/2 Peir Chih.

68. Name 3 colours that you like.
- Red,Orange,Whitish Silver.

69. What emoticon you like to show?
- = =
70. What is your life to you?
- Challenging.

71. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
- Destroy it.

72. Who did you last chat on msn today?
- i prefer not to disclose.

73. Who do you admire most?
- Van Der Vaart.

74. Which month are you born in?
- March.

75. How are you feeling right now?
- Happy.

76. What's the time now?
- GMT +8 1921

77. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
-Smart,Deep....blablabla..

78. What colour did you use to dye hair?
- Black,the natural colour dye.

79. Why are you doing this?
- who knows?

80. What do you do when you're moody?
- Dreaming Out LOUD.

81. At which age you wish to get married?
- no marriage.

82. Who is more important to you?
- Everyone who cares bout me.

83. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?
-Hope tat it's not the last day of my life.

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
- Anyone who can make Man United crowned.

85. Do you believe in seeing rainbow after a rain?
- It's a Fact.and i believe it.

86. If you have a dream come true, what would it be?
- to have every dream come true.

87. What is your goal for this year?
- many..

88. Do you believe in eternity love?
- if afterlife exist thn i do.

89. What feeling do you love most?
- Sweetness.

90. Do you really think its global warming now?
- STUPID.

91. What feeling do you hate most?
- Every bad feeling.

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
- ya.

93.Do you believe in God?
- I believe god is an different thing.

94. Who cares for you most?
- My parents.

95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- Enjoy life.

96. What will you bring when you fight
- A hand of friendship.

97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
- Failed to score more As in SPM.

98. What would you feel if no one longer cares for you?
- as long as i care for myself,i wont die.

99. What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
- Make it 3 for her.

100. How do you feel now?
- Disgusted.

骗吃骗喝骗L牌

很就没有在这里涂鸦了。不过当中原因我直接skip掉算了，就像我们看书skip掉作者简介和“序”一样。
本人一生骗吃骗喝数十载。昨天这一遭，我可以引以为傲半辈子。
学车，人生必经阶段，轻松与否，鉴于天赋。越没天赋，人家对你期待越低，越容易通过。
二月二十一号早上，多云，微暗，大风，风速40km/h，浪高1.5米，是闹车祸的好日子，我学车的坏日子。
教车auntie一如该往的驾着她的kancil飞驰而至，锁了门，我依依不舍的告别了小狗豆豆，它是唯一一个给予我祝福的生物，我上了车，此时，天上的云遮盖了微弱的阳光...我胸口一阵闷骚，一种不祥的预感涌上心头..(作文《倒霉的一天》的模范开头)
到了传说中的yakin pandu，交上的borang，等了差不多两个钟，终于轮到我们P1的选手大显身手了。向前走了两步，我才发现那些马来仔个个已经磨拳擦掌，打算把他们的毕生功力都显露出来。(在kelantan，飚车虽然不是他们的正业，但是称作他们的饭碗也不为过。）而我，永远都坚守着不无牌驾驶的原则，所以对摩多一直都是敬而远之。
果然，就连大队里最脆弱的巫裔雌性生物一跃上坐骑，就生龙活虎起来。茫然下，我硬着头皮口口吃吃的向那位abang述说心中无奈。“Abang,sayo tok pandai bawok moto,tok pernoh bawok”我大胆承认。“demo pandai bawok basika ko?kalu pandai，mudoh sajo moto!”他是这样安慰着，显然对这样的情况非常的习惯了。
我无视别人的鄙视眼光，坚强的走向了泊放烂motor的地方，选了一辆当中最完整的motor，车牌好像是DS 8054，
坐上去，静静等候下一步指示。Abang教了启动方法后，体贴的指示我绕场驾驶十圈，掌握平衡。
身为一位单行车达人，我的天资绝对是聪明的，一点即通，一教就会，一学就精。十圈，就小菜一碟嘛，饭前甜点。到了起跑点，我上档，猛然的一捻油！心里期盼的强大后座力没有随之而来，低头一看，speedometer指着10km/h与20km/h的正中间。这该死的东西只能跑到15km/h？！你赶鸟咩？我跑都不只这个速度啦。就这样绕完了十圈，缓慢的十圈，没有刺激感的十圈，我请示教官的下一个命令，以为我可以投入正式的练习了。“eh,boleh doh,dapat L doh”教官一脸正经的表示。我木然十秒钟，然后涌上心里的第一个反应是:我X!我还百五块来驾你的老马咩?我这样上公路，不是随时被脚车撞?所以我很肯定，一个人能骗吃骗喝，未必是他自愿的，也可能是别人的漠视造成了。==
学车的过程就正规多了，汽车的行驶速度正常。除了在驾驶时脚的行动极度不便外，一切正常。我第一次驾车，教官就指示我把车驾到公路上实习，这还是挺少见的。途中我还在杂货店处停放教官下车去买烟，sipeh成就感！一路上平平稳稳，只是紧急刹车了一次，来闪避路上的牛粪，不过当时教官的反应比我还大，可能怕牛粪造成车祸吧..==
车驶回了原处，现在需要做的，就是等了。从1点等到4点，我才得以回家。sipeh累！L牌虽然到手了，不过我保证！我绝对不会贸贸然驾motor到街上，以免被脚车等危险车辆碾毙！
最后，有谁能够教我真真正正的驾motor?我重重有赏！！