9/15/2010

gilo kijo.

yeah!
i found myself a part time job.
microtech.
sell printer.
since it's malay year,
whole kb ppl mountain car sea.
and microtech are flooded with those cute humble folks.
and i must say,
not all are humble,
and some are hot human.
their perangai memang piss u off.
as if they're urinating on ur head.
however,
the top and most mengsienkan one,
are those acting as examiner,
examining ur tahap kefahaman on ur own product.
actually i'm working under HP.
which stands for Hewlett-Packard Company.
and i'm stationed in Microtech,
so i also do help them promote their product loh.
thn today datang seorang insan.
slightly overweight,
seemingly smart,
probably and quite certainly well-educated,
and do hav quite some knowledge and understanding tentang IT.
and since today almost the whole mountain of human are cramming in our tiny microtech store,
our technicians and workers are severely out numbered.
so i terpaksa juga take part in the kegiatan product-promotion.
so tat costumer approach me,
and asked me bout pc screen's function.
frankly promote laptop i still can la,
since they are common.
screens are not.
so i dun hav sufficient information to satisfy her.
thn there comes the face tat is unforgettable to me,
for the rest of my life.
yuh...
the soho-ness on tat face,
really can drive u mad within a second.
mujur the technician appears in the nick of time.
saving her from my fist.
so tend to forget it,
i return to my post,
as far from her as i can.
who knows,
after 10 minutes,
she appears again.
tis time ask me bout hp printer.
HP PRINTER!!
hmph!
it's payback time.
she's at my place now,
and in my field of speciality.
not giving her any chance to doubt me any more,
i spit out everything i know bout hp printer.
hengh!
model f2480!
all-in-one,dual cartridge blablabla
blablabla,
blablabla....
winning back my pride,
winning hers as well.
satisfied,she left.
finally left.
at least she bought a screen,
and my pride did not die in vain.
after this lesson,
i've learned to observe ppl's face.
those cunning ones,
i evade.
only approach those kind and friendly one.
hmph..
btw,
there's another group of human being which is very torturing to meet while working.
Teachers.
they will probably stare at you with a god forsaken glare.
thn they'll start nagging.
oh god.
may u protect me from these evil beings and bless me with good sales.
amen.