yeah!
i'm back!
actually...
i figure out everytime i'm renewing my blog...
i need to mention "i'm back",
duh..
not my fault la..for not updating my blog...
coz the enter & backspace key of my laptop stucked.
dun ask me y.
maybe it's sinew or nerves or sth related sot jor...
no matter wat..
it's frustrating.
so..
i'd tried an alternative way to overcome the problem.
which is to use a portable keyboard to type.
portable keyboard.
definition:
the kind of keyboard which is soft,with high mobility.
and of course..
portable.
a portable keyboard is useful in many ways.
as...
it is useful as an waterproof item,
and also as...
an item to hit flies and mosquitoes,
besides that,
also an item to melepas geram on,
and so on,
sounds perfect right?
bulls**t!
u cant type well on it!
it fails it's main purpose as a keyboard.
it's like men unable to produce sperm..
women cant produce colostrum..aka breast milk.
wat a 奇耻大辱！
using it..
it's like foolishly slapping ur fingers on a flat rubber.
and the outcome is disaster.
especially when u're trying to increase ur typing pace.
as: hy,potsable ky boaredsuks (hey, Portable Keyboard Sucks.)
such flaws are annoying,
and i usually end up smacking the keyboard against the wall.
which will create a loud clear "piak" sound.
which will annoy me to a even higher level.
so...
i'm telling u how to use a portable keyboard efficiently.
1st step-u pick it up,
2nd step-use it to slap urself on the face..hard,
3rd step-after u've come to ur senses...bring it to the store,
4th step-use it to slap the store-owner,even harder,
5th step-make a "hmph" sound,show the owner ur middle-fingers (double handed),and u're done! =)
god bless those innocents,who bought such a cursed object~
amen~
