it's world cup...fever T.T

it's world cup again.
if it's not the greatest event on earth,
it's surely one of the biggest.
male viewers are derived into two groups during world cup season.
the 1st,
they watch to see they win money or not.
to put it in another way,
they are gambling.
and if u ask them,
they might tell u they are not gambling due to greed,
since they are just "gambling to add excitement while watching the game"
but they sure yell like pigs when results go against their way.
no harsh feelings here....
and the 2nd group,
they are either more naive or poorer,
and they "watch the match for leisure".
as for women,
well most of them just know the ball is round.
and some of them who doesnt watch might know the name of the handsomest players on the field,
and some are even kind enough to remember the face of those terrifyingly ugly players.
there are two types of women who watch world cup as well.
the 1st type,
they watch football becoz their bf/men is manipulating the tv.
they cant watch their beloved soap operas,
and they prefer to stare blankly to the rolling ball on screen,
to test their luck and hope that the camera might kindly close-ups on handsome footballers for them to enjoy seconds of sensual seduction.
the 2nd type,
they love football purely.
and to own one of these football enthusiasts as a gf of a dream of all men.
imagine a girl favors a same team as u do,
and cheer for the same glory,
it's special.
ok enough said.
btw the match between England and USA is quite a stunning one,
as we see rare and priceless emotion on a famous face
after an outstanding mistake by robert green,
the english goalie.
as an example,
this.

This is priceless really.
David Beck obviously amused by the silly mistake made.
Thanks to Rob Green,
we can see some special expression rather thn the trademark gorgeous smile of Beckham's. =P
besides,
i really hate the vuvuzelas,
a type plastic trumpet,
which is a common noise-making tool,
and which the fans brings into every matches,
to make all sorts of noise with it.
it's damn damn damn noisy.
sing a bloody chant for god's sake,if u want noises.

stop the comparison.

ok i have problem.
not the break down of stuffs tis time.
i get use to tat now.
this problem,
leads to problems.
nth big.
but disturbing.
the problem is...
whenever i attend a feast or ceremony or blah blah,
my relatives or friends of my relatives or relatives of my friends tend to praise me...
they praise my height particularly.
thn the next thing will happen is tat they will start looking around,
start finding someone else in the feast,
which is most likely to be the ex-highest man in the event (before my arrival),
thn they'll make us stand together,
thn they start comparing.
duh...bukannya i tak tau i ni tinggi la mak cik...
as if my height doesn't bother me at all.
u all have nth else to praise about me meh?
i'm quite a good singer lo (bukan i soho,it's quite a fact =X)
thn i can speak quite fluent english,
i can immitate english spoken in foreign accents tim~(nigger slang, aussie slang etc etc..)
thn i can tell really cold jokes as well...
so buat apa wan to praise and fix the topic on my height nyoh?
actually being tall is suffering.
the longer the body length,
the higher the center of gravity,
the more unstable the base is.
tat's y i cant run 100m sprint.
well...Usian Bolt (196cm) is a rare case,
physics theories cant be applied on him.
so different story,
not worth mentioning..
and actually i hav acrophobia.
and with such height...
i feel scare everytime i look down -.-
at least please assume tat i do...
so stop saying tat i'm tall,
stop saying tat u're jealous of my height,
stop making metaphors bout taking a knife and chop off my legs,
and fix it to ur's to gain extra height to express ur envy,
and stop asking me whether my mom or my dad is tall,
or whether they're both tall.
dont ask me wat i eat.
i eat rice and meat and vegetables,
like u all do,
i'd never touch those height-increasing herbs,
such as peanut-roots or appleton.
ya i do drink soya and milk occasionally,
but i believe some even drink both daily.
so.....
u short, not my business.
i tall, not ur business as well.
if u wan to be tall,
it's ok to ask me.
i'll suggest u to swin and drink milk.
dumex for kids, HL for teenages or adults and anlene for old folks.
why i know?
not becoz i'm tall.coz i study bio.
protein helps in bone growth.
tat's why "education brings maturity" is an unquestionable fact.
and "maturity stops ppl from asking those stop-it-or-i'll-kill-you questions" is the most precise fact ever exist.
if it still doesnt work,
i kindly advice u to seek advice from specialists.
for those who believe in science, go find a doctor or physician,
for Buddhism devotee, they can seek help from Bodhisattva (ie Guan1 Yin1 Ma4).
so aunties aunties uncles uncles ladies and gentlemen,
since tat i've gave u every piece of assistance i can provide,
please get those words outta my ears,
and outta my mind.
i'm tired of it.
i'm sick of it.
i really hope tat i'm shorter -.-
it makes me understand many things.
praise can be harmful.
maybe ppl use to praise MJ bout the colour of his skin oso.
see the outcome?
so stop it la...
next time praise tat i'm lengzai,
i'll appriciate it more =)
Amitābha.

the period of break down.

they say nature follows a cycle.
and when it's time to go,
tat's no way to get hold to it.
it = life or an object likewise.
i dont know bout other ppl in this world,
but there's a weird phenomenon tat i must go through once or twice annually.
which is that,
once one of my stuff got broken,
other stuffs in the same kind breaks down as well.
it occurs on my shoes,light bulbs...
and most recently...
and fatally...
electronic appliances.
this includes...
my tv...my pc...my handphone...my playstation 2 etc etc...
let me huraikan all those important stuffs and the role they play in my life.
and the damage caused with their absence.

TELEVISION
aka tv. widely used telecommunication medium blablabla...
importance: fill empty space of my life which will otherwise junked or rubbished without tv.

COMPUTER
aka PC. comprise of keyboard, CPU, monitor etc etc...the pc allows us to gain access to the almighty internet.
importance: provides gaming fun, and most importantly, the access to internet.
extra and occasional contribution: combining with the printer, WE CAN PRINT STUFFS!!

HANDPHONE
cellphone, cellular, handphone is the same thing.one of the greatest invention ever,HP allows us to get linked to human civilization.without it, we might need a pigeon or smoke signal to transmit long distance info-s.
extra and frequent contribution: known to be the best viewing and storing media for pornography lovers (well...not me~ =X)

PLAYSTATION 2
developed by Sony Entertainment, the PS Two specialize in providing cheap and efficient gaming fun (with the availability of pirated DVD Games of course!).
importance: i simply cant live without it.at the moment it got broke down, my heart scattered. it's irreplaceable in my life. luckily, my PS2 still can (and only can) read very few DVD games.

imagine.
all those mentioned above...
DEAD!
GONE!
and the ultimate consequence is:
my life hollowed and darkened.
i became moody.
life seems meaningless.
tat's how technology ruined human's culture i guess.
the funny thing is...
when my PS2 broke down,
my mom still boasting on how they (folks of her generation) used to live like.
they "chase the wind and hug the nature" as she said.
things went well...
until the day our holy TV broke down.
her frustration is obvious i must say...=X
mujur we have a back-up tv.
even though the graphic is not as good as the former...
it's still a tv.
and my mom still watch it.
for ur information....
she's the one who discover the availability of the old tv.
she didnt went out and chase the wind.
i'm quite sad of how technology destroyed the "wind-chasing and nature-hugging lifestyle"...
i really do (fingers crossed*)
but...
nvm la...i understand.
ok BACK TO THE TOPIC!
no matter what matters,
i must repair all those broken appliances,
ASAP.
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
coz if i dont do so,
me myself will be dead and gone as well...
due to boredom.
and my beloved appliances,
will end up becoming my grave goods (陪葬品),
which i'll carry into my grave.
may god bless me with my holy mission.
and that i can fulfill the duty i'm born with.
hallelujah.