stop the comparison.

ok i have problem.
not the break down of stuffs tis time.
i get use to tat now.
this problem,
leads to problems.
nth big.
but disturbing.
the problem is...
whenever i attend a feast or ceremony or blah blah,
my relatives or friends of my relatives or relatives of my friends tend to praise me...
they praise my height particularly.
thn the next thing will happen is tat they will start looking around,
start finding someone else in the feast,
which is most likely to be the ex-highest man in the event (before my arrival),
thn they'll make us stand together,
thn they start comparing.
duh...bukannya i tak tau i ni tinggi la mak cik...
as if my height doesn't bother me at all.
u all have nth else to praise about me meh?
i'm quite a good singer lo (bukan i soho,it's quite a fact =X)
thn i can speak quite fluent english,
i can immitate english spoken in foreign accents tim~(nigger slang, aussie slang etc etc..)
thn i can tell really cold jokes as well...
so buat apa wan to praise and fix the topic on my height nyoh?
actually being tall is suffering.
the longer the body length,
the higher the center of gravity,
the more unstable the base is.
tat's y i cant run 100m sprint.
well...Usian Bolt (196cm) is a rare case,
physics theories cant be applied on him.
so different story,
not worth mentioning..
and actually i hav acrophobia.
and with such height...
i feel scare everytime i look down -.-
at least please assume tat i do...
so stop saying tat i'm tall,
stop saying tat u're jealous of my height,
stop making metaphors bout taking a knife and chop off my legs,
and fix it to ur's to gain extra height to express ur envy,
and stop asking me whether my mom or my dad is tall,
or whether they're both tall.
dont ask me wat i eat.
i eat rice and meat and vegetables,
like u all do,
i'd never touch those height-increasing herbs,
such as peanut-roots or appleton.
ya i do drink soya and milk occasionally,
but i believe some even drink both daily.
so.....
u short, not my business.
i tall, not ur business as well.
if u wan to be tall,
it's ok to ask me.
i'll suggest u to swin and drink milk.
dumex for kids, HL for teenages or adults and anlene for old folks.
why i know?
not becoz i'm tall.coz i study bio.
protein helps in bone growth.
tat's why "education brings maturity" is an unquestionable fact.
and "maturity stops ppl from asking those stop-it-or-i'll-kill-you questions" is the most precise fact ever exist.
if it still doesnt work,
i kindly advice u to seek advice from specialists.
for those who believe in science, go find a doctor or physician,
for Buddhism devotee, they can seek help from Bodhisattva (ie Guan1 Yin1 Ma4).
so aunties aunties uncles uncles ladies and gentlemen,
since tat i've gave u every piece of assistance i can provide,
please get those words outta my ears,
and outta my mind.
i'm tired of it.
i'm sick of it.
i really hope tat i'm shorter -.-
it makes me understand many things.
praise can be harmful.
maybe ppl use to praise MJ bout the colour of his skin oso.
see the outcome?
so stop it la...
next time praise tat i'm lengzai,
i'll appriciate it more =)
Amitābha.