回味08，
是有点复杂，
年头带着一种初生之人不怕考的气势，
年尾还是不得不拿起书埋头苦读，
就连说好放弃的add maths也做了一点点，
我成熟了，
我现在可以很骄傲的向大家宣布，
我成熟了！
今年很值得回味，
但是我又没本事像去年年底酱，
把一年的每个月都拿来回味一番，
强啊！
我不信星座，
但是它揣测到我写文章时笔法混乱...
所以我已尽量把我的词句都弄得更有次序了，
还是读得很昏的，
就别读了。
揣测得这么神，
我还是偏偏不信星座！
吹啊？
新年来到，
却不及去年快乐。
考完试，
人生目前的唯一目标结束后，
原本想每天大刺刺在老豆老母面前玩电脑的感觉淡去了。
这就是长辈政府社会灌注在我们心里的"责任"。
该死的东西，
影响力就是这么强！
没什么好写，
没有兴致像往年酱等大考成绩，
啊，自己都可以预料到的结果，
何必去等？
那张纸只会成为一个累赘，
我们成为“未来主人翁”的障碍。
真的没有mood写了，
越写越烦，
越烦想的越多。
我把这个现象命名为“考后忧郁症”，
从此在医学界扬名！
傻了，真的..
停笔了，真的停笔了！
很多人说过我的部落格很难留comment,
太多哲学...
所以就别留了...
ok?
还有记得提醒我把 buku teks sejarah tingkatan 5 还给学校贷书部门，不然又不能拿成绩...凸！
12/31/2008
12/26/2008
Tagged (N years ago)
THE SELF
[01] Real name: Lai Ning Hong
[02] Nickname: Long Bean, anything tat is long
[03] Married: nope and never
[04] Zodiac Sign: Pieces
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age:still 3 months to become a man
[07] High school: ex chung hwa student
[08] College:dunno
[09] Height: Almost 190 (no kidding)
[10] Weight: 60++ and increasing.not underweight.
[11] Do you like yourself: sometimes.
[12] Piercings:i like natural holes.
[13] Right or left: WTH?u can choose whr to place ur natural holes?
[14] Are you a freak: yea to normal person,no to a freak.
[15] Hair: dark brown
[16] Skin: white currently.
[17] Allergic: i'll tell if i found out any.
[18] What are you doing now: keep asking and i'll be hitting u
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: still completing tis tag,perhaps...
[20] What will you do 10 years later:damn it,i'll be murdering one who tag me.
THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Both
[22] Siblings(included you):2.
[23] Eldest: Me
[24] Youngest: My Bro...
[25] Love/hate your family:u tell me tat.
THE LOVE (The sometimes-Meaningless Part)
[26] You found your another half:found someone who is still not my half.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: HER
[28] If no, who you want she to be: Still HER
[29] Time(s) you in relationship:keep it a secret but i'm still pure.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000):Not yet.
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000):Maybe but i wont realize tat.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half:yup,coz i didn't take action.yet.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done:self-comprehend the word action.
[34] Ever argue with your other half:dun given such chance.
[35] You with your other half since:Refer to question [32]
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo:Maybe,but probably dun realize tat
[37] Reasons you love your other half:Love me for a reason,let the reason be love.
[38] You and your other half in which stage:Close Friends.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you:i hate to recall the origin.
[40] Ever think of marry he/she:it's for a man to decide,dun ask these to a boy.
THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: what defines the word "best"?
[42] Your first enemy:the Swarm of bees which stung me and missed my penis by inches.
[43] The friend you love the most(1 only):Lets not put the word loves on friends.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): better dun reveal it.remember ISA?
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend:the one whom be the most pretty to me...often be the one tat i....well..u know...
[46] Your most handsome boy friend:lets not hurt the other's feeling..k?
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most:try to catch my attention by acting pity.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most:Who relies on others to win a girls heart back.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before:it's happening...
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover:shoo...bad memories!
[51] If your friend backstabbing you:i never caught a knife in my back be4.i'm to passive to get attacked.
[52] If your friend betray you:Kill him be4 he/she apologize.too late to do so if he/she do.
[53] If your friend woo your lover:never woo my other half, tat's probably the last thing u do.
[54] If your friend fall in love with you:kill him if he is male,consider it if she is a girl.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend:handling such problems...
THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student:i'm good for being bad.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: as miracle,i did it once tis year.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most:to me love is a serious term.i like them.
[59] Always late to school/college: early to arrive,late to reach school gate.
[60] Your class: ex 5sc3 student
[61] You love your seniors: they are holy to me,for those knowledge they have.
[62] Seniors who you love the most: pretty seniors.female of coz.
[63] Your classmates good/bad:the relationship btween them,it's complicated.
[64] Excellent result classmate:i forgot their result quick enuff to continue our relationship.
[65] Laziest classmate:am i counted?
THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people:smart enuff to realize they are actually stupid.
[67] Stupid people:stupid enuff to ignore their stupidity
[68] Good looking people:only met one in my life...emmm..
[69] Ugly people:skip this...they are created to play their role.
[70] Funny people:Those who didnt overexpose their humor
[71] Cute people:those who cute enuff they needn't to act it
[72] Bad people:bad have lotta definition.
[73] Honest people:those who didnt cheat me.
[74] Acting people: Stephen Chow is once a good comedian.
[75] You are what kind of people:Judge,dun ask me.
THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes,for it is least exposed.
[77] Hugs or kisses:Wait until i tasted both,i'll tell u.
[78] Shorter or taller: Shorter.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: depends.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: nice mind.
[81] Listener or Talker: more a talker to a listener,more a listener to a talker
[82] Romantic or rich:Both.in addition a bit of humor.i blended it well.
[83] Good husband or good father:a good husband if my wife duwan children.
THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry:prefer not to if i can.
[85] Numbers of kid(s):i follow the condom's instructions well.they wont leak..forever.
[86] Career: works tat i can relax.
[87] Salary:the more the better.
[88] Retirement age:if i can choose,i prefer not to work at all...
[89] Properties value:as long as i can relax,it's ok.
[90] Wishes:Hope tat i hav a courage to date her..XD XD
THE VICTIMS
[91] Xiaoe
[92] Rizkye
[93] Lukas
[94] JC
[95] C Ronaldo(if he reads my blog)
[96] Gomes
[97] Andy Lau
[98] Aska Yang
[99] HER
[100] anyone of u, and the 9 above who never read my blog be4(well,one of them do).
[01] Real name: Lai Ning Hong
[02] Nickname: Long Bean, anything tat is long
[03] Married: nope and never
[04] Zodiac Sign: Pieces
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age:still 3 months to become a man
[07] High school: ex chung hwa student
[08] College:dunno
[09] Height: Almost 190 (no kidding)
[10] Weight: 60++ and increasing.not underweight.
[11] Do you like yourself: sometimes.
[12] Piercings:i like natural holes.
[13] Right or left: WTH?u can choose whr to place ur natural holes?
[14] Are you a freak: yea to normal person,no to a freak.
[15] Hair: dark brown
[16] Skin: white currently.
[17] Allergic: i'll tell if i found out any.
[18] What are you doing now: keep asking and i'll be hitting u
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: still completing tis tag,perhaps...
[20] What will you do 10 years later:damn it,i'll be murdering one who tag me.
THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Both
[22] Siblings(included you):2.
[23] Eldest: Me
[24] Youngest: My Bro...
[25] Love/hate your family:u tell me tat.
THE LOVE (The sometimes-Meaningless Part)
[26] You found your another half:found someone who is still not my half.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: HER
[28] If no, who you want she to be: Still HER
[29] Time(s) you in relationship:keep it a secret but i'm still pure.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000):Not yet.
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000):Maybe but i wont realize tat.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half:yup,coz i didn't take action.yet.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done:self-comprehend the word action.
[34] Ever argue with your other half:dun given such chance.
[35] You with your other half since:Refer to question [32]
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo:Maybe,but probably dun realize tat
[37] Reasons you love your other half:Love me for a reason,let the reason be love.
[38] You and your other half in which stage:Close Friends.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you:i hate to recall the origin.
[40] Ever think of marry he/she:it's for a man to decide,dun ask these to a boy.
THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: what defines the word "best"?
[42] Your first enemy:the Swarm of bees which stung me and missed my penis by inches.
[43] The friend you love the most(1 only):Lets not put the word loves on friends.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): better dun reveal it.remember ISA?
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend:the one whom be the most pretty to me...often be the one tat i....well..u know...
[46] Your most handsome boy friend:lets not hurt the other's feeling..k?
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most:try to catch my attention by acting pity.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most:Who relies on others to win a girls heart back.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before:it's happening...
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover:shoo...bad memories!
[51] If your friend backstabbing you:i never caught a knife in my back be4.i'm to passive to get attacked.
[52] If your friend betray you:Kill him be4 he/she apologize.too late to do so if he/she do.
[53] If your friend woo your lover:never woo my other half, tat's probably the last thing u do.
[54] If your friend fall in love with you:kill him if he is male,consider it if she is a girl.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend:handling such problems...
THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student:i'm good for being bad.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: as miracle,i did it once tis year.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most:to me love is a serious term.i like them.
[59] Always late to school/college: early to arrive,late to reach school gate.
[60] Your class: ex 5sc3 student
[61] You love your seniors: they are holy to me,for those knowledge they have.
[62] Seniors who you love the most: pretty seniors.female of coz.
[63] Your classmates good/bad:the relationship btween them,it's complicated.
[64] Excellent result classmate:i forgot their result quick enuff to continue our relationship.
[65] Laziest classmate:am i counted?
THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people:smart enuff to realize they are actually stupid.
[67] Stupid people:stupid enuff to ignore their stupidity
[68] Good looking people:only met one in my life...emmm..
[69] Ugly people:skip this...they are created to play their role.
[70] Funny people:Those who didnt overexpose their humor
[71] Cute people:those who cute enuff they needn't to act it
[72] Bad people:bad have lotta definition.
[73] Honest people:those who didnt cheat me.
[74] Acting people: Stephen Chow is once a good comedian.
[75] You are what kind of people:Judge,dun ask me.
THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes,for it is least exposed.
[77] Hugs or kisses:Wait until i tasted both,i'll tell u.
[78] Shorter or taller: Shorter.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: depends.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: nice mind.
[81] Listener or Talker: more a talker to a listener,more a listener to a talker
[82] Romantic or rich:Both.in addition a bit of humor.i blended it well.
[83] Good husband or good father:a good husband if my wife duwan children.
THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry:prefer not to if i can.
[85] Numbers of kid(s):i follow the condom's instructions well.they wont leak..forever.
[86] Career: works tat i can relax.
[87] Salary:the more the better.
[88] Retirement age:if i can choose,i prefer not to work at all...
[89] Properties value:as long as i can relax,it's ok.
[90] Wishes:Hope tat i hav a courage to date her..XD XD
THE VICTIMS
[91] Xiaoe
[92] Rizkye
[93] Lukas
[94] JC
[95] C Ronaldo(if he reads my blog)
[96] Gomes
[97] Andy Lau
[98] Aska Yang
[99] HER
[100] anyone of u, and the 9 above who never read my blog be4(well,one of them do).
12/14/2008
新狼来了
狼来了，一篇连三岁儿童都倒背如流的烂故事。在N年前的社会，此故事曾经风靡一时，然而，在先进思想改观，色情泛滥，全球统化，通货膨胀的社会里，牧羊童第一次遇到狼，估计已经无法存活。所以我毛遂自荐的编写了一个<新狼来了>，与时并进。
公元2008年有个牧羊童，愚蠢非常。他的妈妈看到他头脑这样，毅然决定不把他送上学，以免他到学校唱衰学校名声。所以，他妈就到郊区顺手牵了数百只四处流连的杂种羊，任他放牧。
人谓“羊如少女，提放小心”，这名牧羊童虽笨，但也明白这道理。只见他对羊儿百依百顺，小心翼翼的服侍她们。然而好景不在，有一天，牧童和羊儿们遇上了一只狼，这只狼对羊没兴趣,只攻击牧童。牧童因蠢，无力反抗。羊儿尝试解围，不果。幸好遇上了一群牧羊人。牧羊人尽了万分努力，终于解救了牧童。牧童在感谢了牧人后，对着他的羊儿发脾气，认为她们庸俗，没能力保护她们的主人。
羊儿受伤了，牧童的责备在她们的心里划下一道无可复合的伤口。羊儿决定与牧童分道扬镳。牧童不舍，但是却没有办法，因为这个社会提倡保护动物权力，更何况感情这种东西强迫不来的。
无助下，牧童想到了曾经帮助他的牧人们，便大喊一声“狼来了”，牧人们一听到喊声以为无能的牧童又出事了。一到现场，才发现原来是虚报。原本很赌懒的牧人听了牧童的情况后，决定帮助他。牧人不知道，他的这个决定将会对自己和蠢人牧童的未来带来重大的改变。
牧人把牧童带到自己的敝舍讨论大计。然而羊儿对牧人的诉苦让牧人看清了牧童的愚蠢，所以牧人毅然决定不再帮助牧童。牧童的愚蠢令他无法查觉出牧人态度上的转变。他一次次的呐喊“狼来了”，虽然牧人预知了牧童的虚报，但是安全起见，牧人还是一次次前来援助。-这里省略援助经过以及结果-
终于有一天，牧人忍无可忍了，便联合羊儿们计划，打算仟灭牧童，一劳永逸。羊儿把牧童约出来，牧童以为事情有了转折点，欢喜的同意了。然而，一见到羊儿，牧童惊然发现牧人正躲在隐蔽点，手里捉着苏联出产的SVD狙擊步槍,正在瞄准这他，准备发射。
牧童本能下转身就逃，牧人没有击毙牧童之意，所以就射向牧童的脚。牧童重伤，狼狈爬走。在此可见SVD的恐怖威力。
在牧童消失后，羊儿和牧人就过着美好的生活，羊儿与牧人成了好朋友，常常互相探望。童话世界从此和乐融融。
若读者们觉得此童话故事有多处暗示，并隐蔽着一个重大的真实故事，那赖某就进一步给予提示，揭露真象。
请用下述名次代替原本名次：
牧童-->某愚蠢男友
羊儿-->某愚蠢男友之女友
牧人-->赖某
大狼-->醋坛
动物权力-->女性权力
SVD Dragunova狙擊步槍-->恶言恶语
相信读者们在提示填充后可以将会了解事实真相。若有网友觉得赖某在近日多了一丝冷意，不要怀疑，此乃牧童所致！
公元2008年有个牧羊童，愚蠢非常。他的妈妈看到他头脑这样，毅然决定不把他送上学，以免他到学校唱衰学校名声。所以，他妈就到郊区顺手牵了数百只四处流连的杂种羊，任他放牧。
人谓“羊如少女，提放小心”，这名牧羊童虽笨，但也明白这道理。只见他对羊儿百依百顺，小心翼翼的服侍她们。然而好景不在，有一天，牧童和羊儿们遇上了一只狼，这只狼对羊没兴趣,只攻击牧童。牧童因蠢，无力反抗。羊儿尝试解围，不果。幸好遇上了一群牧羊人。牧羊人尽了万分努力，终于解救了牧童。牧童在感谢了牧人后，对着他的羊儿发脾气，认为她们庸俗，没能力保护她们的主人。
羊儿受伤了，牧童的责备在她们的心里划下一道无可复合的伤口。羊儿决定与牧童分道扬镳。牧童不舍，但是却没有办法，因为这个社会提倡保护动物权力，更何况感情这种东西强迫不来的。
无助下，牧童想到了曾经帮助他的牧人们，便大喊一声“狼来了”，牧人们一听到喊声以为无能的牧童又出事了。一到现场，才发现原来是虚报。原本很赌懒的牧人听了牧童的情况后，决定帮助他。牧人不知道，他的这个决定将会对自己和蠢人牧童的未来带来重大的改变。
牧人把牧童带到自己的敝舍讨论大计。然而羊儿对牧人的诉苦让牧人看清了牧童的愚蠢，所以牧人毅然决定不再帮助牧童。牧童的愚蠢令他无法查觉出牧人态度上的转变。他一次次的呐喊“狼来了”，虽然牧人预知了牧童的虚报，但是安全起见，牧人还是一次次前来援助。-这里省略援助经过以及结果-
终于有一天，牧人忍无可忍了，便联合羊儿们计划，打算仟灭牧童，一劳永逸。羊儿把牧童约出来，牧童以为事情有了转折点，欢喜的同意了。然而，一见到羊儿，牧童惊然发现牧人正躲在隐蔽点，手里捉着苏联出产的SVD狙擊步槍,正在瞄准这他，准备发射。
牧童本能下转身就逃，牧人没有击毙牧童之意，所以就射向牧童的脚。牧童重伤，狼狈爬走。在此可见SVD的恐怖威力。
在牧童消失后，羊儿和牧人就过着美好的生活，羊儿与牧人成了好朋友，常常互相探望。童话世界从此和乐融融。
若读者们觉得此童话故事有多处暗示，并隐蔽着一个重大的真实故事，那赖某就进一步给予提示，揭露真象。
请用下述名次代替原本名次：
牧童-->某愚蠢男友
羊儿-->某愚蠢男友之女友
牧人-->赖某
大狼-->醋坛
动物权力-->女性权力
SVD Dragunova狙擊步槍-->恶言恶语
相信读者们在提示填充后可以将会了解事实真相。若有网友觉得赖某在近日多了一丝冷意，不要怀疑，此乃牧童所致！
12/04/2008
If....
You are not advised to read tis blog if...
~you expect tis article to be like Sir Rudyard Kipling's poem or David Gates' song
~you expect tis article will turns out to be educating or romantic
~you enjoy a bus ride very much
I must admit..whn i'm writing in english is much least rude thn writing in chinese.So i'd made my mind,from now on,i'm gonna write my blog in english.BUT,prepare for a lotta grammatical mistake,because my english sucks.
I'm once again waiting for my bus,to return to Kuala Krai.Buses are notorious for keep people waiting.And i hate to wait.However,tis is the cheapest way to get my ass back to KK.The bus station is crowded.Normally it is crowded,and during Thursday,it is damn more crowded,much to my dismay.
I waited for the bus for 1 and a half hour,and in that period of time,i'm consuming carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide like oxygen.My lungs must hav overcame it's harm,because until now,there is still no symptoms of lungs cancer occurring on me...
Mercifully,the bus came.We queued,and we push while queuing.At first i acted like a gentleman.U know,like ladies first and old man first.Moments later,i realise how useless my moral studies in the society.It's an untolerance world dude.Toleransi?We follows the law of the jungle!The Strongest Survives!!so i started to fight my way up to the top of the mountain,however...i ended up standing...
Yeah,on the bus at last!I'm relieved,but disgust as well...all sorts of smell started to transpire...i thought i stink, but i must admit i lost to the man standing beside me.Shit,total mixture of curry and sweat...i can feel his furry hand scrubbing wif my Holland football jersey.Jeez...
Finally we reached Machang,and lotta people moving slowly down the bus..(much to my relief).Suddenly,the empty seat i aimed for a long time was occupied!where did tis dude came from?Tat's y i hate a bus with two doors.He slipped into the bus from the backdoor...Arrgghh!Approximately ten ppl went down the bus, but... yes, BUT... another twenty ppl were getting on.Here you go...i'm standing until i reached KK.Numbness started to spread from my foot to my leg.I'm gonna faint,surely.
When did i reached KK,i'm not sure.i juz knew that an empty seat came out from no where.The seat is warm, and i can feel the warmth in my heart...*sniff*.
After 3 minutes(out of 2 hours) sitting,i reached the familiar town...my hometown.I went down the bus before the it reached the station(to avoid another survival competition,of course...).i walked to the Kedai Jam Eastern,and greet the welcome from my grandma.Yeah!HOME SWEET HOME!
btw...i know my blog template sucks...gimme me some time to figure out how to edit html..ok?I'll put something more interesting,such as the Dark Knight,or the outdated spiderman.Be patience..Why so serious....?
~you expect tis article to be like Sir Rudyard Kipling's poem or David Gates' song
~you expect tis article will turns out to be educating or romantic
~you enjoy a bus ride very much
I must admit..whn i'm writing in english is much least rude thn writing in chinese.So i'd made my mind,from now on,i'm gonna write my blog in english.BUT,prepare for a lotta grammatical mistake,because my english sucks.
I'm once again waiting for my bus,to return to Kuala Krai.Buses are notorious for keep people waiting.And i hate to wait.However,tis is the cheapest way to get my ass back to KK.The bus station is crowded.Normally it is crowded,and during Thursday,it is damn more crowded,much to my dismay.
I waited for the bus for 1 and a half hour,and in that period of time,i'm consuming carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide like oxygen.My lungs must hav overcame it's harm,because until now,there is still no symptoms of lungs cancer occurring on me...
Mercifully,the bus came.We queued,and we push while queuing.At first i acted like a gentleman.U know,like ladies first and old man first.Moments later,i realise how useless my moral studies in the society.It's an untolerance world dude.Toleransi?We follows the law of the jungle!The Strongest Survives!!so i started to fight my way up to the top of the mountain,however...i ended up standing...
Yeah,on the bus at last!I'm relieved,but disgust as well...all sorts of smell started to transpire...i thought i stink, but i must admit i lost to the man standing beside me.Shit,total mixture of curry and sweat...i can feel his furry hand scrubbing wif my Holland football jersey.Jeez...
Finally we reached Machang,and lotta people moving slowly down the bus..(much to my relief).Suddenly,the empty seat i aimed for a long time was occupied!where did tis dude came from?Tat's y i hate a bus with two doors.He slipped into the bus from the backdoor...Arrgghh!Approximately ten ppl went down the bus, but... yes, BUT... another twenty ppl were getting on.Here you go...i'm standing until i reached KK.Numbness started to spread from my foot to my leg.I'm gonna faint,surely.
When did i reached KK,i'm not sure.i juz knew that an empty seat came out from no where.The seat is warm, and i can feel the warmth in my heart...*sniff*.
After 3 minutes(out of 2 hours) sitting,i reached the familiar town...my hometown.I went down the bus before the it reached the station(to avoid another survival competition,of course...).i walked to the Kedai Jam Eastern,and greet the welcome from my grandma.Yeah!HOME SWEET HOME!
btw...i know my blog template sucks...gimme me some time to figure out how to edit html..ok?I'll put something more interesting,such as the Dark Knight,or the outdated spiderman.Be patience..Why so serious....?
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