THE SELF
[01] Real name: Lai Ning Hong
[02] Nickname: Long Bean, anything tat is long
[03] Married: nope and never
[04] Zodiac Sign: Pieces
[05] Gender: Male
[06] Age:still 3 months to become a man
[07] High school: ex chung hwa student
[08] College:dunno
[09] Height: Almost 190 (no kidding)
[10] Weight: 60++ and increasing.not underweight.
[11] Do you like yourself: sometimes.
[12] Piercings:i like natural holes.
[13] Right or left: WTH?u can choose whr to place ur natural holes?
[14] Are you a freak: yea to normal person,no to a freak.
[15] Hair: dark brown
[16] Skin: white currently.
[17] Allergic: i'll tell if i found out any.
[18] What are you doing now: keep asking and i'll be hitting u
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: still completing tis tag,perhaps...
[20] What will you do 10 years later:damn it,i'll be murdering one who tag me.
THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Both
[22] Siblings(included you):2.
[23] Eldest: Me
[24] Youngest: My Bro...
[25] Love/hate your family:u tell me tat.
THE LOVE (The sometimes-Meaningless Part)
[26] You found your another half:found someone who is still not my half.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: HER
[28] If no, who you want she to be: Still HER
[29] Time(s) you in relationship:keep it a secret but i'm still pure.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000):Not yet.
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000):Maybe but i wont realize tat.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half:yup,coz i didn't take action.yet.
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done:self-comprehend the word action.
[34] Ever argue with your other half:dun given such chance.
[35] You with your other half since:Refer to question [32]
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo:Maybe,but probably dun realize tat
[37] Reasons you love your other half:Love me for a reason,let the reason be love.
[38] You and your other half in which stage:Close Friends.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you:i hate to recall the origin.
[40] Ever think of marry he/she:it's for a man to decide,dun ask these to a boy.
THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: what defines the word "best"?
[42] Your first enemy:the Swarm of bees which stung me and missed my penis by inches.
[43] The friend you love the most(1 only):Lets not put the word loves on friends.
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1 only): better dun reveal it.remember ISA?
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend:the one whom be the most pretty to me...often be the one tat i....well..u know...
[46] Your most handsome boy friend:lets not hurt the other's feeling..k?
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most:try to catch my attention by acting pity.
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most:Who relies on others to win a girls heart back.
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before:it's happening...
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover:shoo...bad memories!
[51] If your friend backstabbing you:i never caught a knife in my back be4.i'm to passive to get attacked.
[52] If your friend betray you:Kill him be4 he/she apologize.too late to do so if he/she do.
[53] If your friend woo your lover:never woo my other half, tat's probably the last thing u do.
[54] If your friend fall in love with you:kill him if he is male,consider it if she is a girl.
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend:handling such problems...
THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student:i'm good for being bad.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: as miracle,i did it once tis year.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most:to me love is a serious term.i like them.
[59] Always late to school/college: early to arrive,late to reach school gate.
[60] Your class: ex 5sc3 student
[61] You love your seniors: they are holy to me,for those knowledge they have.
[62] Seniors who you love the most: pretty seniors.female of coz.
[63] Your classmates good/bad:the relationship btween them,it's complicated.
[64] Excellent result classmate:i forgot their result quick enuff to continue our relationship.
[65] Laziest classmate:am i counted?
THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people:smart enuff to realize they are actually stupid.
[67] Stupid people:stupid enuff to ignore their stupidity
[68] Good looking people:only met one in my life...emmm..
[69] Ugly people:skip this...they are created to play their role.
[70] Funny people:Those who didnt overexpose their humor
[71] Cute people:those who cute enuff they needn't to act it
[72] Bad people:bad have lotta definition.
[73] Honest people:those who didnt cheat me.
[74] Acting people: Stephen Chow is once a good comedian.
[75] You are what kind of people:Judge,dun ask me.
THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Eyes,for it is least exposed.
[77] Hugs or kisses:Wait until i tasted both,i'll tell u.
[78] Shorter or taller: Shorter.
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: depends.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: nice mind.
[81] Listener or Talker: more a talker to a listener,more a listener to a talker
[82] Romantic or rich:Both.in addition a bit of humor.i blended it well.
[83] Good husband or good father:a good husband if my wife duwan children.
THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry:prefer not to if i can.
[85] Numbers of kid(s):i follow the condom's instructions well.they wont leak..forever.
[86] Career: works tat i can relax.
[87] Salary:the more the better.
[88] Retirement age:if i can choose,i prefer not to work at all...
[89] Properties value:as long as i can relax,it's ok.
[90] Wishes:Hope tat i hav a courage to date her..XD XD
THE VICTIMS
[91] Xiaoe
[92] Rizkye
[93] Lukas
[94] JC
[95] C Ronaldo(if he reads my blog)
[96] Gomes
[97] Andy Lau
[98] Aska Yang
[99] HER
[100] anyone of u, and the 9 above who never read my blog be4(well,one of them do).
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